Why? They make me laugh!
Jerry Seinfeld: I like the twisted ways he explains things and how he links them in his head!
“Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel." "
David letterman: love his "Top 10" lists!
Ellen DeGeneres: she actually vacuumed while hosting the Oscars!! I love her...
“Could we have some more virgin olive oil? This one’s kind of trampy”
Chris rock: love his movies, everybody hates Chris, SNL, he even looks funny!
When he hosted the Oscars he said "Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars."
"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. "
Dave Chappell: Love his very daring street-smart creative sketches…
“I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.”
“Wow. ... That's a good question. ... Is `I don't know' an acceptable answer?”
Bob Newhart: Stammering delivery while he talks.
“Funny is funny is funny.”
Jay Leno: “I went into MacDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"”
Ray Romano: while hosting some award show he said: “I feel like this is a dream- and I apologize for the way I dressed some of you”